Ugly on the Inside

Getting Paid to Eat Gross Food with the Vulgar Chef

The world's greatest food terrorist... Kyle Marcoux aka The Vulgar Chef takes us into his world of mixing caviar and Slim Jims... or how about Reese's Mac & Cheese... and he gets paid to do all of this?! Also we make him try the grossest Russian foods!

"My Dad Was Better Than Jordan" - Joshua Zeke Thomas

Our old friend, Joshua Zeke Thomas, stops by to say that his dad, Isaiah Thomas, was better than Michael Jordan. We also discuss being gay in sports, sexual assault on men, nightlife and partying.... and lots of inappropriate jokes in between. 

Mathieu Bitton is Dave Chappelle's Photographer

Legendary photographer, Mathieu Bitton, comes by to hang and tell stories from his life of touring with Dave Chappelle, Lenny Kravitz and shooting almost every single important human on this planet. We discuss what it's like to be a working photographer, how to carry yourself, marketing, horror stories and more with tons of laughs along the way!

Los Angeles Is On Fire Emergency Episode

Kirill landed in LA as it was burning so we sat down to discuss WTF is going on. 

How Fake Is Reality TV with Johnny Alexander

Val's co-star on Temptation Island, Johnny Alexander, comes by to spill all the dirt on making a reality TV show. If you've got a vagina, this episode is for you! 

Why Slapping Should Be Legal

Estee is back and we spend the entire trying to justify why it's okay to slap somebody.

The Gayest Episode Ever with Joey Camasta

Barstool legend Joey Camasta stops by to answer all of our gay questions... from being a celebrity makeup artist to jizzing on your own face to how many drinks it takes to turn a straight man gay... lots of giggles this episode.

Ian Fidance Is The 50 Cent Of Comedy

We're in NYC baby! Ian Fidance joins us as we make fun of Val's first tattoo, hooking up with trans-girls, moral dilemma of the CEO killer, pedos being re-introduced into the wild and way more!

Raising A Family As Pornstars with Sarah & Alex Illustrates

BRO we got our first sponsor so please go check out their website: BANG(dot)COM and use code "ALFBANG" to get a 2 day free trial. Take the edge of before any major decision and get your rocks off first and then you will have what we call post-🥜 clarity... now you can think with your brain. 
Sarah & Alex look like a normal married couple with kids and yet they make their money slinging smut while raising a completely normal family. How? Why? How much? And all the questions in between that we wanted to ask these wolves in sheep clothing.

Wifing up Amber Rose & Proving Jesus Was Gay With Ryan Pownall & Kane Trujillo

Another silly episode with Ryan Pownall & Kane Trujillo! We prove why Jesus was gay, getting cancelled for liking a photo of Trump, getting a dick implant and running the underground railroad for OF girls.