Ugly on the Inside

How Fake Is Reality TV with Johnny Alexander

Val's co-star on Temptation Island, Johnny Alexander, comes by to spill all the dirt on making a reality TV show. If you've got a vagina, this episode is for you! 

Why Slapping Should Be Legal

Estee is back and we spend the entire trying to justify why it's okay to slap somebody.

The Gayest Episode Ever with Joey Camasta

Barstool legend Joey Camasta stops by to answer all of our gay questions... from being a celebrity makeup artist to jizzing on your own face to how many drinks it takes to turn a straight man gay... lots of giggles this episode.

Ian Fidance Is The 50 Cent Of Comedy

We're in NYC baby! Ian Fidance joins us as we make fun of Val's first tattoo, hooking up with trans-girls, moral dilemma of the CEO killer, pedos being re-introduced into the wild and way more!

Raising A Family As Pornstars with Sarah & Alex Illustrates

BRO we got our first sponsor so please go check out their website: BANG(dot)COM and use code "ALFBANG" to get a 2 day free trial. Take the edge of before any major decision and get your rocks off first and then you will have what we call post-🥜 clarity... now you can think with your brain. 
Sarah & Alex look like a normal married couple with kids and yet they make their money slinging smut while raising a completely normal family. How? Why? How much? And all the questions in between that we wanted to ask these wolves in sheep clothing.

Wifing up Amber Rose & Proving Jesus Was Gay With Ryan Pownall & Kane Trujillo

Another silly episode with Ryan Pownall & Kane Trujillo! We prove why Jesus was gay, getting cancelled for liking a photo of Trump, getting a dick implant and running the underground railroad for OF girls.

Kazumi's Most Outrageous Stories

Kazumi lets us under the hood (pun intended)... we learn how much money she makes being a globe-trotting mattress actress... attending looner parties... making love to a burger... and flying a kite out of her turd cutter and she plays us her song about soup lol

MrBeast and the Rise of Sociopath Influencers with Brad Podray

Brad Podray the artist formerly known as Scumbag Dad comes through to call out all the influencers and creators that exploit the general public (and dogs) to gain fame while at the same time pretending to be good people. We boil down what is wrong and right with the current state of content creation in a world where more views equals more money equals more toxis behavior chasing those views. Indulge & learn.

Kendra Sunderland Hooks Up With Both Dolan Twins & Goes To Jail

BRO we got our first sponsor so please go check out their website: BANG(dot)COM and use code "ALFBANG" to get a 2 day free trial. Take the edge of before any major decision and get your rocks off first and then you will have what we call post-🥜 clarity... now you can think with your brain. 
Kendra shows up to tell us why she went to jail in Texas, hooking up with some famous YouTube twins, we discuss our plan to make an adult film with her and a dwarf that Kirill will direct and what she's looking for in a man and so many other absurd tangents for almost 2 hours!

Ryan Pownall Helps Kanye Get Laid

Ryan is back with more stories from his crazy life... wrangling girls and guys for Kanye, having wet dreams, boner pills, becoming a billionaire and learning how not to be a cuck.