Ugly on the Inside

Kazumi's Most Outrageous Stories

Kazumi lets us under the hood (pun intended)... we learn how much money she makes being a globe-trotting mattress actress... attending looner parties... making love to a burger... and flying a kite out of her turd cutter and she plays us her song about soup lol

MrBeast and the Rise of Sociopath Influencers with Brad Podray

Brad Podray the artist formerly known as Scumbag Dad comes through to call out all the influencers and creators that exploit the general public (and dogs) to gain fame while at the same time pretending to be good people. We boil down what is wrong and right with the current state of content creation in a world where more views equals more money equals more toxis behavior chasing those views. Indulge & learn.

Kendra Sunderland Hooks Up With Both Dolan Twins & Goes To Jail

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Kendra shows up to tell us why she went to jail in Texas, hooking up with some famous YouTube twins, we discuss our plan to make an adult film with her and a dwarf that Kirill will direct and what she's looking for in a man and so many other absurd tangents for almost 2 hours!

Ryan Pownall Helps Kanye Get Laid

Ryan is back with more stories from his crazy life... wrangling girls and guys for Kanye, having wet dreams, boner pills, becoming a billionaire and learning how not to be a cuck.

Pet Peeves in Dating with Che Durena

Comedian Che Durena is back with us as we cover some absurd newsworthy topics like lying about having cancer and more Diddy drama... we finish off the rest of the episode discussing relationships, love and all the gross and funny stuff in between.

Why Daddy Steve Got Fired From Jeff FM

We are joined by a little weirdo named Daddy Steve. He was fired from Jeff FM and is now the co-host of a new podcast "Short & Simple Show" with MTV Jesse. We try to keep the show from spiraling into chaos but fail as we go on a hundred different tangents, oh and he shows us his little pecker and honestly... just enjoy.

Cody Candelario Cooked For Gordon Ramsay & ASAP Rocky

Cody Candelario is a celebrity chef that has appeared on every cooking show imaginable... he recently won Chopped and came by to talk about cooking ASAP Rocky's first meal out of jail. He's an old friend so we quickly dive into absurd topics like dating an adult star, eating pets, cooking for Trump and crying in the kitchen.

Trump Wants A Purge & Kirill Finally Snaps

Kirill starts laying down the law and threatens to start physically reprimanding everyone. Things we argued about: Trump wants a purge in America, Ellen's new standup special, hurricanes, identical twins incriminating each other, planning a real heist and a fan asks for advice about leaving her husband.

Kirill Spent The Night At Diddy's House

We called Molly and said let's discuss a bunch of topical things rapid fire: Diddy going to jail, Donald Trump at Molly's wedding, a crypto scammer goes to jail, Meek Mill being gay, dating celebrities and 50 cent being sodomized.

Mikki Mase Gambles With His Weiner

Mikki Mase is back. We read his AIDS test results and discuss living in a content house, Jewish super heroes, wholesome relationships, having a stalker and more!